(sing out loud) Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The system crashed



tnetennba rabbits

“Good morning, that’s a nice Tnetennba”! What is a “Tnetennba”, well it’s a kind of hat made from straw with a long 2 metre veil made of rabbit’s fur.  It’s commonly worn by the Ashanti


Funny facebook statuses

It was only recently that I realised that my hilariously funny facebook statuses were only being seen by my friends and I was depriving the worldwide community! I’ve copied and pasted a few from the


Ugly baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Damn! That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Yuk!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She


In the cemetry

I went to the cemetery the other day and saw 4 men carrying a coffin, 3 hours later I saw the same 4 men with the same coffin. Thought to myself – they’ve lost the f**king


Free pint.


Man walks into a pub with a rucksack on his shoulder, goes up to the barman and says: “I don’t have any money, but if I show you something truly amazing, can I have a


Three men in a car crash


They all die and find themselves standing at the gates of heaven talking to Saint Peter. Peter talks them through all the facilities and what they should expect and tells them they’ll need some sort


A mans Newt


A man walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder. The barman comments, that’s nice, what do you call him? The man says “I call him Tiny” The barman asks “why do you call him


Free stuff!

Nearly almost definitely rubbish, but I thought I’d give it a go and I’ve had 2 referrals already, need another 2 for my free Nintendo DS. Apparently people are getting stuff out of this,


Things to do in a lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at