I told my doctor that I thought I was going deaf and he asked "What are the symptoms?"
Idiot, everyone knows they are a yellow cartoon family from Springfield!
Rollerblading problems
Q: What’s the worst thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you’re
Garfield, without Garfield?
This site was on someones MSN status earlier, ever wondered what a Garfield cartoon would look like when Garfield wasn’t there? Genius. Click here to view Garfield minus
What did the slug say to the snail?
“Big
In the cemetry
I went to the cemetery the other day and saw 4 men carrying a coffin, 3 hours later I saw the same 4 men with the same coffin. Thought to myself – they’ve lost the f**king