I told my doctor that I thought I was going deaf and he asked "What are the symptoms?"
Idiot, everyone knows they are a yellow cartoon family from Springfield!
Yesterday
(sing out loud) Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The system crashed
What did the slug say to the snail?
“Big
No eyed deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Bambi’s
Authodontical Shoes
First man: When I was a little boy I had a really bad posture and stance, so I had to wear these authodontical shoes. Second man: Don’t you mean orthopaedic? First man: Oh, I stand