Garfield, without Garfield? This site was on someones MSN status earlier, ever wondered what a Garfield cartoon would look like when Garfield wasn’t there?Genius. Click here to view Garfield minus Garfield
New Design – WordPress 2.5 Okay, I stole most of it, but here’s a new design which encorporates the new WordPress 2.5.1 features. It has all sorts of new stuff and it needs to be…
In the cemetry I went to the cemetery the other day and saw 4 men carrying a coffin, 3 hours later I saw the same 4 men with the same coffin. Thought to…
Authodontical Shoes First man: When I was a little boy I had a really bad posture and stance, so I had to wear these authodontical shoes. Second man: Don’t you mean orthopaedic?…
Need a new pet I was feeling a little lonely the other day, so I decided to get myself a pet. I went down the local pet shop and asked the owner for a…
Feel the Force! Darth Vader says to Luke Skywalker “I know what you’ve got for Christmas”. Luke Skywalker replies “How do you know that?” “I felt your presence” (presents)
Sheep joke Australian country farmer goes into his bedroom with a sheep under one arm and his wife is laying in bed reading. He says: “look darling, this is the pig I…
Free pint. Man walks into a pub with a rucksack on his shoulder, goes up to the barman and says: “I don’t have any money, but if I show you something truly…
lastminute.com – Poor customer service So I booked up a trip to Paris with last minute, got all the details through, everything looked really good. Lastminute.com were fast, the site was clean and professional, so…
What do you do if you see a space man? …Park in it man! I know, terrible, that’s why it’s in the “Bad Jokes” category.
Three men in a car crash They all die and find themselves standing at the gates of heaven talking to Saint Peter. Peter talks them through all the facilities and what they should expect and tells…
A mans Newt A man walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder. The barman comments, that’s nice, what do you call him? The man says “I call him Tiny” The…
Free stuff! Nearly almost definitely rubbish, but I thought I’d give it a go and I’ve had 2 referrals already, need another 2 for my free Nintendo DS. Apparently people are getting…
I found a penguin outside my house! I came home yesterday and I found this penguin outside my house. I rang the police and asked them what to do, and they told me to take it to…
Things to do in a lift 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.…
BMC Patrol – BMC Performance Manager Basically for the past five years (as of October 2006), BMC Patrol (Now BMC Performance Manager) is my profession. I dabble in XHTML/CSS, (and am pretty competent in PHP, MySQL,…
Evening all, RSS feeds added All this is still quite new to me, RSS feeds and the like, but I thought I’d give it a try. I’ve linked in two of the other sites I’m…
