No eyed deer. Post date March 6, 2008 In Bad Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? Bambi’s Mum. Related TagsBad Jokesbambibambi's mumjokes Kodak Moments! Begging Post – London to Brighton 1 Comment Add Yours You can be very nasty sometimes Leave a ReplyCancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.